Overheard

Two teenage diner waitresses working on a crossword puzzle at the counter:

Waitress 1: Who was John Lennon in love with?

Waitress 2: Loco Ono… No… Yoko Ono. Y-O-K-O-O-N-O.

Waitress 2: Uh, ok.

Waitress 1: How do you not know that? It’s only like the greatest love story of all time.

Seriously, between “Loco Ono” and “like the greatest love story of all time” I almost choked on my pancakes.