Two teenage diner waitresses working on a crossword puzzle at the counter:
Waitress 1: Who was John Lennon in love with?
Waitress 2: Loco Ono… No… Yoko Ono. Y-O-K-O-O-N-O.
Waitress 2: Uh, ok.
Waitress 1: How do you not know that? It’s only like the greatest love story of all time.
Seriously, between “Loco Ono” and “like the greatest love story of all time” I almost choked on my pancakes.