If I don’t write anything tonight, I’ll ruin my perfect posting record so far for December, and that would make me sad.

And so, my tweets from tonight will have to suffice. Draw your own conclusions… Or, actually, please don’t. You’re likely to come up with something far more sordid than reality.

Tweet 1:

“I might have just lived through the longest and strangest happy hour ever, wherein I was the nice one, and Megan was the scary one!”

Tweet 2:

“It’s been so long since I’ve been hit on in a bar that I can’t figure out of tonight’s guy was amusingly creepy, or just creepy.”

8 thoughts on “Crap!

  1. Joanne December 11, 2009 / 6:50 am

    this actually a double cheat, since these were also your Facebook updates!

  2. sionna December 11, 2009 / 8:58 am

    Hmmm….judges? Is this is a true post or a poser post?


  3. Sarah December 11, 2009 / 12:51 pm

    Thanks for the benefit of the doubt, Shannon, but it’s not a real post. It was, however, a damned amusing night – one that would have been worthy of a better effort.

  4. common loon December 11, 2009 / 1:24 pm

    poser post

    “Wind chills in the teens” as tweeted by you. If that means still-above-zero, then you have really become quite a wimp. I’m at a loss to find the former New Yorker in you!

  5. Sarah December 11, 2009 / 1:31 pm

    @CL, I was always a wimp about the cold (especially the wind! hate wind!). My cold-wimpiness is part of why I left NY and why I will never move back.

  6. sionna December 11, 2009 / 2:06 pm

    I want to hear more about your happy hour evening. Quick Tweets and Facebook status updates are not enough.

    Details, woman, details!!

  7. sionna December 11, 2009 / 2:07 pm

    And it must be rather cold and windy in the WordPress universe because your snowflakes are falling sideways.

    It’s rather comical.

  8. common loon December 11, 2009 / 3:02 pm

    What Sionna said!

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